Top 15+ Hilarious Anime Quotes to Brighten Your Day

In the vibrant world of anime, humor plays a pivotal role in bringing characters to life and making memorable moments even more delightful. Among these treasures are funny anime quotes that have the power to instantly brighten your mood and draw you closer to your favorite characters. From witty banter to hilarious one-liners, these quotes encapsulate the essence of anime humor, making us laugh, think, and sometimes even reflect. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the anime universe, exploring these funny anime quotes promises a journey filled with laughter and joy.

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Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?

Image for Quote number 1 Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly? of author Azuma Kiyokuni about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly? of author Azuma Kiyokuni about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly? of author Azuma Kiyokuni about topic funny anime quote

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For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.

Image for Quote number 1 For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass. of author Gintoki Sakata about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass. of author Gintoki Sakata about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass. of author Gintoki Sakata about topic funny anime quote

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I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever!

Image for Quote number 1 I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever! of author Taiga Aisaka about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever! of author Taiga Aisaka about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, it was the worst dream ever! of author Taiga Aisaka about topic funny anime quote

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Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke?

Image for Quote number 1 Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke? of author Naruto Uzumaki about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke? of author Naruto Uzumaki about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke? of author Naruto Uzumaki about topic funny anime quote

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I am the world's strongest Coffee Candy!

Image for Quote number 1 I am the world's strongest Coffee Candy! of author Vegito about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 I am the world's strongest Coffee Candy! of author Vegito about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 I am the world's strongest Coffee Candy! of author Vegito about topic funny anime quote

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People die when they are killed.

Image for Quote number 1 People die when they are killed. of author Shirō Emiya about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 People die when they are killed. of author Shirō Emiya about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 People die when they are killed. of author Shirō Emiya about topic funny anime quote

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So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

Image for Quote number 1 So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? of author Hiei about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? of author Hiei about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity? of author Hiei about topic funny anime quote

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Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid.

Image for Quote number 1 Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid. of author Yusuke Urameshi about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid. of author Yusuke Urameshi about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid. of author Yusuke Urameshi about topic funny anime quote

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The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.

Image for Quote number 1 The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it. of author Son Goku about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it. of author Son Goku about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it. of author Son Goku about topic funny anime quote

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You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.

Image for Quote number 1 You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy. of author Frederica Greenhill Yang about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy. of author Frederica Greenhill Yang about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy. of author Frederica Greenhill Yang about topic funny anime quote

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There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.

Image for Quote number 1 There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. of author Frieza about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. of author Frieza about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. of author Frieza about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 4 There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these. of author Frieza about topic funny anime quote

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Look around Eren, at these big ass trees.

Image for Quote number 1 Look around Eren, at these big ass trees. of author Levi Ackerman about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 Look around Eren, at these big ass trees. of author Levi Ackerman about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 Look around Eren, at these big ass trees. of author Levi Ackerman about topic funny anime quote

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Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry.

Image for Quote number 1 Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry. of author Motoharu about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry. of author Motoharu about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry. of author Motoharu about topic funny anime quote

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I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!

Image for Quote number 1 I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT! of author Light Yagami about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT! of author Light Yagami about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT! of author Light Yagami about topic funny anime quote

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Pornography can save the world!

Image for Quote number 1 Pornography can save the world! of author Taiga Okajima about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 Pornography can save the world! of author Taiga Okajima about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 Pornography can save the world! of author Taiga Okajima about topic funny anime quote

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Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation.

Image for Quote number 1 Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation. of author Lucifer about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation. of author Lucifer about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation. of author Lucifer about topic funny anime quote

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I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’

Image for Quote number 1 I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’ of author Sasuke Uchiha about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’ of author Sasuke Uchiha about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.’ of author Sasuke Uchiha about topic funny anime quote

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If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic?

Image for Quote number 1 If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic? of author Senjougahara about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic? of author Senjougahara about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic? of author Senjougahara about topic funny anime quote

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I bet dead people are easier to get along with.

Image for Quote number 1 I bet dead people are easier to get along with. of author Crona about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 I bet dead people are easier to get along with. of author Crona about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 I bet dead people are easier to get along with. of author Crona about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 4 I bet dead people are easier to get along with. of author Crona about topic funny anime quote

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The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle.

Image for Quote number 1 The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle. of author Konohamaru about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 2 The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle. of author Konohamaru about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 3 The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle. of author Konohamaru about topic funny anime quoteImage for Quote number 4 The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle. of author Konohamaru about topic funny anime quote

As we wrap up our journey through the world of funny anime quotes, we hope you found a reason to smile today. Anime not only entertains but also offers gems of wisdom and humor that resonate with us. Thank you for sharing these laughs with us. If you enjoyed this collection, don't forget to like, share, and comment with your favorite quote. Let's spread the joy and humor that anime brings into our lives!

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