Sisters share a unique bond filled with love, memories, and laughter. Whether it's inside jokes, childhood memories, or playful banter, funny sister quotes capture the essence of this special relationship. If you’re looking for a way to bring a smile to your sister's face or want to celebrate your sibling bond with a touch of humor, these quotes are perfect for you.
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Sisters are those who have been making fun of you since the beginning of time.
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You simply can’t get rid of your sister. Whatever you do, they will still be there.
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Sisters may give you advice, make your favorite food, and buy you gifts. But mostly, they’re excellent at borrowing your stuff and never returning it.
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You are my favorite sister in the family. But if you were not my sister, I would have got some better options.
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Mom says you are a queen. But I know you are a warrior. Oh yeah, I can call you a warrior princess.
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When life gave us lemons, we made pink lemonade together. Wasn’t it an awesome and funky idea, sister? Cheers to our sisterhood and bond. I wish we stay crazy for many years to come.
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I suppose there are sisters that don’t compete. I have never met one.
Lisa Grunwald
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Sisters: Because who else will you humiliate with your craziness and still hug at the end of the day?
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Sisters are like cookies. One never feels enough.
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Sisters may drive you crazy, but you can’t help but love them.
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Hey sister. You have been a pain in a major part of my life, a worm in the apple I ate, a thorn in the flower I held, and a pimple on my face. But still, I would like you to be a part of my life.
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Hey, that’s my little sister. I will break your face if you try to hurt her.
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Do you forget that I am your sister? No; I have never been granted the opportunity to forget it.
Georgette Heyer
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I can’t wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.
David Gallagher
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A sister is someone who knows your favorite food, your secret crush, and still chooses to hang out with you.
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Sisters are the ones who straighten your crown without letting the world know it was ever crooked.
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With a sister, life’s a never-ending cycle of ‘borrowing’ each other’s clothes without permission.
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Sisters: the perfect combination of a best friend and a pain in the neck.
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A sister is like a safety net in a chaotic world, simply because she understands you like no one else.
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My sister is the one person who can make me laugh until I cry and cry until I laugh.
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A sister is like a GPS for life: she helps you navigate, but sometimes leads you down some strange paths.
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Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears, and occasionally for hiding your favorite snacks.
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To my sister: Thanks for the memories, the laughs, and the wardrobe thefts.
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Dear sister, thanks for being my partner in crimes and my comrade in laughter.
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Here’s to you, sister, for always knowing how to turn my tears into laughter.
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To the sister who knows all my secrets and chooses to blackmail me with them in the most hilarious ways.
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Here’s to my sister, the one person who knows how to turn every day into an episode of our own comedy series.
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Dear sister, your ability to make me laugh even when I don’t want to smile is a gift I’ll always cherish.
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Here’s to my sister, who turns every family gathering into a comedy special.
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Dear sister, our shared laughter is the soundtrack of my favorite memories with you.
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To the sister who’s both my mirror and my opposite, especially when we’re laughing at our own jokes.
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Dear sister, our bond is the perfect blend of laughter, love, and a dash of insanity.
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Here’s to my sister, for always knowing how to make laughter the best part of our day.
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To my sister, thanks for the laughter, the tears, and everything in between.
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Here’s to my sister, who makes every moment brighter with her humor and her smile.
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Dear sister, our laughter is the glue that keeps our bond strong and our spirits high.
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Sisters. Because we all need someone who will defend us behind our back and then call us on our shit to our face.
Brooke Hampton
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Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
Pam Brown
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I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me. I believed this because my sister Emily convinced me of it when I was a toddler…There’s a part of me that still believes it. I have moments when I think, ‘Hmm, could that be true?’ Occasionally I ask my sister about it and she responds by pulling an alien face, which only confuses matters.
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Never let your sister do your makeup when she’s angry.
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Sisters are like the bras that provide the support when you need it the most.
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Sisters are the best at giving advice you never asked for.
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For me, you have been the best scapegoat. You are my small sis whom I can blame and get away with all the mistakes. Love you, little one.
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We both have been the best nuts off our family tree.
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I am here to catch you anytime you fall, dear sister. Of course, only after I stop laughing.
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You know you’re sisters when you can communicate with just the look.
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God made sisters knowing well that parents couldn’t handle the solo acts.
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Sisters don’t need words when they have perfected the art of eye-rolling.
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Sisters are like braids; they may twist and turn, but they will always hold the family together.
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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than a piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Oscar Wilde
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It is strange how sisters can be saviors or strangers and sometimes a bit of both.
Amanda Lovelace
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The only person I lie to is my little sister, when I steal her clothes.
Kendall Jenner
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A sister is the only person who can find any favorite food you have hidden, but she is also the only one who leaves you a piece.
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A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.
Allison M. Lee
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If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
George Brett
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I finally moved out of my parents’ house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.
Kate Winslet
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Sisters are similar to fat thighs. How? Because they stick together.
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Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.
Louise Glück
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When my sister, Joan, arrived I asked if I could swap her for a rabbit. When I think what a marvelous friend she’s been, I’m so glad my parents didn’t take me at my word.
Maeve Binchy
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A sister is like yourself in a different movie, a movie that stars you in a different life.
Deborah Tannen
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Do you think I am a high-maintenance person? Well, please meet my sister.
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My sister always scares me. But that’s good. She makes everyone know I am a calm person.
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I usually say I would not share my secrets with anyone. But I don’t count my sister in it.
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Sisters are like hand-me-downs from the universe. You either get the best one or the brightest one.
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If your sister says she’s fine, she’s either lying or about to unleash an emotional tornado.
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Sisters are like Bluetooth. When you’re near, they connect automatically.
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A sister’s love is the only force capable of turning a bad day into a day filled with giggles and mischief.
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Sisters share a love that’s woven with memories, secrets, and the occasional squabble over who’s Mom’s favorite.
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A sister’s love is like the ultimate safety net, made of giggles, secrets, and shared memories.
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Loving a sister is knowing that no matter how much you argue, you’ll always end up as allies in the end.
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Sisters: probably the only people who can make you infuriated and overjoyed in the same second.
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Having a sister is like having a built-in partner for every childhood mischief.
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Sisters are like therapists you can drink with and still not have to pay by the hour.
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The only thing better than having you as a sister is my future children having you as an aunt.
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Sisters: the original social network, but way more invasive.
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A sister is both your mirror and your opposite. And sometimes, the comedian of the family.
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Sisters are like fat thighs: they stick together and always add a little extra warmth.
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Sisters: the only enemy you can’t live without.
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A sister is someone who will criticize your outfit but still borrow your clothes.
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With a sister, you can go from sharing dolls to sharing secrets, all in a day’s work.
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Appreciating my sister for her ability to make any dull moment hilarious with just one look.
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Thankful for my sister, who has always been the yin to my yang, especially when it comes to dividing chores.
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Appreciating my sister, who makes life’s roller coaster ride a lot more fun with her by my side.
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Grateful for my sister, the one who knows all my quirks and still decides to be seen with me in public.
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Thankful for my sister, who has the uncanny ability to remember embarrassing stories I thought everyone had forgotten.
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Grateful for a sister who has seen me at my worst and still thinks I’m pretty cool.
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Thankful for my sister, who is the mastermind behind all our childhood pranks and current-day shenanigans.
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To my sister, thanks for being the one who sticks by me, even when we’re laughing so hard we’re crying.
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Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
Patricia McCann
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.
Linda Sunshine
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A middle sister is a tormentor of the little one and the victim of the bigger one. But she is also the peacemaker.
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Sisterhood is a funny thing. It’s easy to recognize, but hard to define.
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Sisters are the only ones who will still be there after you’ve accidentally insulted all your friends.
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A sister is the unpaid therapist you can go to any day of the week.
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Behind every great sister is a closet full of her clothes.
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Behind every little sister, there’s a big sister standing behind her holding a bat saying, ‘You wanna say that again?’
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I cannot remember if I am the evil sister or the good one.
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Little sisters can really be a pain, but the big sister heroine worship can’t be beat.
Allison M. Lee
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My first beauty moment was when I was probably four years old. My sister and I snuck into my mom’s room and got into her makeup. We put on blush and lipstick and eyeshadow. I will always remember that day.
Stella Maxwell
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Sisters may be a handful, but they are a handful of blessings.
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Sisters are the original and the best drama queens.
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Sisters are ones you can neither live with nor live without.
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A sister is both your partner in crime and your co-conspirator who helps in hiding stuff from your parents.
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A toast once heard: To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I’d found my first.
Robert Brault
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Sister, you are more than a sister to me. You have been a teacher, parent, and even a policewoman in my life. I wonder whether all that was good or bad for me.
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Your sister knows which hot buttons to push to get you going, but she also knows how to be a support and encouragement when you go through difficult times.
Byron Pulsifer
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We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.
Charlotte Gray
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Our sisterly relationship is like a cup of tea: a perfect blend of love, madness, and comforting chats.
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Sisters are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know they’re always there… and occasionally, they fall on your head.
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I’m thankful for my sister; she taught me how to share, mainly by never giving me a choice.
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Having a sister means having a forever friend who’s equally willing to share gossip and pizza.
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Thankful for my sister, who showed me the ropes of life by tripping me with them first.
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My sister: the person who knows how to turn my frown upside down, usually by making fun of how I look while frowning.
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Thankful for my sister’s ‘constructive criticism,’ which is her way of saying ‘I love you’ without any sugar-coating.
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Appreciating my sister for always being there to hear my rants, mainly because she loves juicy stories.
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Grateful for my sister, who taught me the art of sharing by always taking the biggest slice of cake.
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Loving a sister is like having a permanent stamp of approval, no matter how goofy you look.
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A sister’s love is like Wi-Fi. You may not see it, but you know it’s always there and it keeps you connected.
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The love for a sister is unique; it’s the kind of love where you can go from fighting over clothes to fighting for each other’s dreams.
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Sisters love you even when you’re acting like yesterday’s leftovers. They might hold their noses, but they’ll still hang around.
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Sisterly love means never having to say you’re sorry for eating the last cookie. You just understand.
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A sister’s love is like a beacon of light in the chaos of life, guiding you through with laughter and the occasional eye roll.
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Having a sister means you have a forever friend who loves you even when you’re both being weirdos.
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