Top 18 Funny Wednesday Quotes to Brighten Your Week

In the midst of the week, finding a reason to smile can sometimes feel like a daunting task. That's where funny Wednesday quotes come into play, offering a much-needed dose of laughter and light-heartedness. Whether you're navigating through a challenging workday or simply in need of a pick-me-up, these quotes serve as a delightful reminder that the weekend is just around the corner. 

Let's dive into some hilarious musings that encapsulate the spirit of Wednesday, proving that humor can indeed be the best medicine to conquer the midweek doldrums.

It's Wednesday! I'm breathing. I'm healthy. I'm truly blessed. I'm grateful for this day.

Image for Quote number 1 It's Wednesday! I'm breathing. I'm healthy. I'm truly blessed. I'm grateful for this day. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 It's Wednesday! I'm breathing. I'm healthy. I'm truly blessed. I'm grateful for this day. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 It's Wednesday! I'm breathing. I'm healthy. I'm truly blessed. I'm grateful for this day. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote

Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!

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Keep calm, its hump day!

Image for Quote number 1 Keep calm, its hump day! of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 Keep calm, its hump day! of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 Keep calm, its hump day! of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote

It's Wacky Wednesday. Be happy. Be crazy. Be silly. Smile!

Image for Quote number 1 It's Wacky Wednesday. Be happy. Be crazy. Be silly. Smile! of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 It's Wacky Wednesday. Be happy. Be crazy. Be silly. Smile! of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 It's Wacky Wednesday. Be happy. Be crazy. Be silly. Smile! of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote

On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

Image for Quote number 1 On Wednesdays, we wear pink. of author Mean Girls about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 On Wednesdays, we wear pink. of author Mean Girls about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 On Wednesdays, we wear pink. of author Mean Girls about topic funny wednesday quote

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

Image for Quote number 1 They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. of author Robert A. Heinlein about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. of author Robert A. Heinlein about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. of author Robert A. Heinlein about topic funny wednesday quote

Wednesday: It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend.

Image for Quote number 1 Wednesday: It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 Wednesday: It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 Wednesday: It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote

Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

Image for Quote number 1 Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. of author William Shakespeare about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. of author William Shakespeare about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. of author William Shakespeare about topic funny wednesday quote

Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.

Image for Quote number 1 Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you. of author Anthony T. Hincks about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you. of author Anthony T. Hincks about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you. of author Anthony T. Hincks about topic funny wednesday quote

Wednesday: The moment you realize you’re halfway through the week.

Image for Quote number 1 Wednesday: The moment you realize you’re halfway through the week. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
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I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays.

Image for Quote number 1 I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays. of author Havana Brown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays. of author Havana Brown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 I live for Tuesdays, and die by Wednesdays. of author Havana Brown about topic funny wednesday quote

It's Wednesday! I can almost see the weekend from here.

Image for Quote number 1 It's Wednesday! I can almost see the weekend from here. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 It's Wednesday! I can almost see the weekend from here. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 It's Wednesday! I can almost see the weekend from here. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote

Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.

Image for Quote number 1 Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday. of author Anthony T. Hincks about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday. of author Anthony T. Hincks about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday. of author Anthony T. Hincks about topic funny wednesday quote

A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.

Image for Quote number 1 A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. of author Demetri Martin about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. of author Demetri Martin about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day. of author Demetri Martin about topic funny wednesday quote

Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but at least it’s not Monday.

Image for Quote number 1 Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but at least it’s not Monday. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but at least it’s not Monday. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 Wednesday’s child is full of woe, but at least it’s not Monday. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

Image for Quote number 1 If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. of author George Carlin about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. of author George Carlin about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. of author George Carlin about topic funny wednesday quote

To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.

Image for Quote number 1 To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places. of author Dwayne Johnson about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places. of author Dwayne Johnson about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places. of author Dwayne Johnson about topic funny wednesday quote

Wednesday: Not as depressing as Monday, but not as exciting as Friday.

Image for Quote number 1 Wednesday: Not as depressing as Monday, but not as exciting as Friday. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 2 Wednesday: Not as depressing as Monday, but not as exciting as Friday. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote
Image for Quote number 3 Wednesday: Not as depressing as Monday, but not as exciting as Friday. of author Unknown about topic funny wednesday quote

Thank you for joining us on this joyful journey through funny Wednesday quotes. We hope these snippets of humor have added a sparkle to your day and brought a wide smile to your face. Remember, laughter is contagious, so don't hesitate to share these quotes with friends, family, or colleagues who might also need a midweek cheer-up. 

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