Unleash Laughter with Top Funny Happy New Year Quotes

Welcome to a collection of 'funny happy new year quotes' that are sure to start your 2024 with a hearty laugh. These quotes blend humor and festive cheer, perfect for ringing in the New Year with a smile.

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Many years ago, I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.

Image for Quote number 1 Many years ago, I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. of author Dave Beard about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 Many years ago, I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. of author Dave Beard about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 Many years ago, I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. of author Dave Beard about topic funny happy new year quote

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New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Image for Quote number 1 New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. of author Mark Twain about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. of author Mark Twain about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. of author Mark Twain about topic funny happy new year quote

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My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.

Image for Quote number 1 My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself. of author Zach Galifianakis about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself. of author Zach Galifianakis about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself. of author Zach Galifianakis about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 4 My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself. of author Zach Galifianakis about topic funny happy new year quote

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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

Image for Quote number 1 I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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This New Year’s, I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2.

Image for Quote number 1 This New Year’s, I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2. of author Melanie White about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 This New Year’s, I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2. of author Melanie White about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 This New Year’s, I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2. of author Melanie White about topic funny happy new year quote

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Cheers to a New Year full of new possibilities and opportunities, even though we both know we'll do the same old stuff anyway.

Image for Quote number 1 Cheers to a New Year full of new possibilities and opportunities, even though we both know we'll do the same old stuff anyway. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 Cheers to a New Year full of new possibilities and opportunities, even though we both know we'll do the same old stuff anyway. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 Cheers to a New Year full of new possibilities and opportunities, even though we both know we'll do the same old stuff anyway. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

Image for Quote number 1 May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. of author Joey Adams about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions. of author Joey Adams about topic funny happy new year quote

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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Image for Quote number 1 Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. of author Oscar Wilde about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. of author Oscar Wilde about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. of author Oscar Wilde about topic funny happy new year quote

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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Image for Quote number 1 Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. of author Bill Vaughan about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. of author Bill Vaughan about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. of author Bill Vaughan about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 4 Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. of author Bill Vaughan about topic funny happy new year quote

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I'm still the same person I was last year—now I'm just hung over.

Image for Quote number 1 I'm still the same person I was last year—now I'm just hung over. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 I'm still the same person I was last year—now I'm just hung over. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 I'm still the same person I was last year—now I'm just hung over. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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New Year’s resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Image for Quote number 1 New Year’s resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. of author James Agate about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 New Year’s resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. of author James Agate about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 New Year’s resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. of author James Agate about topic funny happy new year quote

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My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.

Image for Quote number 1 My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds. of author Nia Vardalos about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds. of author Nia Vardalos about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds. of author Nia Vardalos about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 4 My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds. of author Nia Vardalos about topic funny happy new year quote

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Image for Quote number 1 First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. of author F. Scott Fitzgerald about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. of author F. Scott Fitzgerald about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. of author F. Scott Fitzgerald about topic funny happy new year quote

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So excited for you guys to ruin another year of my life. Have a Happy New Year.

Image for Quote number 1 So excited for you guys to ruin another year of my life. Have a Happy New Year. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 So excited for you guys to ruin another year of my life. Have a Happy New Year. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 So excited for you guys to ruin another year of my life. Have a Happy New Year. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 4 So excited for you guys to ruin another year of my life. Have a Happy New Year. of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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Here’s to a year as smooth as your gaming skills and as epic as your high scores. Level up in 2024!

Image for Quote number 1 Here’s to a year as smooth as your gaming skills and as epic as your high scores. Level up in 2024! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 Here’s to a year as smooth as your gaming skills and as epic as your high scores. Level up in 2024! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 Here’s to a year as smooth as your gaming skills and as epic as your high scores. Level up in 2024! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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May your gym sessions be as frequent as your dad jokes. Welcome to the New Year with a hearty laugh and a solid workout!

Image for Quote number 1 May your gym sessions be as frequent as your dad jokes. Welcome to the New Year with a hearty laugh and a solid workout! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 May your gym sessions be as frequent as your dad jokes. Welcome to the New Year with a hearty laugh and a solid workout! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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May your fishing trips be as bountiful as your resolutions. Reel in success and joy in the New Year!

Image for Quote number 1 May your fishing trips be as bountiful as your resolutions. Reel in success and joy in the New Year! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 May your fishing trips be as bountiful as your resolutions. Reel in success and joy in the New Year! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 May your fishing trips be as bountiful as your resolutions. Reel in success and joy in the New Year! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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In 2024, may your technology be up-to-date, your Wi-Fi always strong, and your resolutions virus-free. Happy New Year, tech genius!

Image for Quote number 1 In 2024, may your technology be up-to-date, your Wi-Fi always strong, and your resolutions virus-free. Happy New Year, tech genius! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 2 In 2024, may your technology be up-to-date, your Wi-Fi always strong, and your resolutions virus-free. Happy New Year, tech genius! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 3 In 2024, may your technology be up-to-date, your Wi-Fi always strong, and your resolutions virus-free. Happy New Year, tech genius! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quoteImage for Quote number 4 In 2024, may your technology be up-to-date, your Wi-Fi always strong, and your resolutions virus-free. Happy New Year, tech genius! of author Unknown about topic funny happy new year quote

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