Unleash Laughter with Top Funny Happy New Year Quotes

Welcome to a collection of 'funny happy new year quotes' that are sure to start your 2024 with a hearty laugh. These quotes blend humor and festive cheer, perfect for ringing in the New Year with a smile.

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Many years ago, I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
Dave Beard

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New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Mark Twain

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My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying ‘You go, girl’ to myself.
Zach Galifianakis

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I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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This New Year’s, I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2.
Melanie White

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Cheers to a New Year full of new possibilities and opportunities, even though we both know we'll do the same old stuff anyway.
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Joey Adams

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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Oscar Wilde

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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
Bill Vaughan

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I'm still the same person I was last year—now I'm just hung over.
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New Year’s resolution: to tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate

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My New Year’s resolution list usually starts with the desire to lose between 10 and 3,000 pounds.
Nia Vardalos

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

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So excited for you guys to ruin another year of my life. Have a Happy New Year.
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Here’s to a year as smooth as your gaming skills and as epic as your high scores. Level up in 2024!
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May your gym sessions be as frequent as your dad jokes. Welcome to the New Year with a hearty laugh and a solid workout!
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May your fishing trips be as bountiful as your resolutions. Reel in success and joy in the New Year!
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In 2024, may your technology be up-to-date, your Wi-Fi always strong, and your resolutions virus-free. Happy New Year, tech genius!
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